This is FKS. My name’s Drew. I have a child that eats, cries, sleeps, and shits, in no particular order. I don't update FKS anymore. I post twice a week or so over at NFL site Kissing Suzy Kolber. If you don't like football, I suggest you go anyway for your daily dick joke fix.
Below are some of my favorite bits from FKS. It’s hard work creating a site that appeals to angry drunks and closeted perverts, but I’d like to think that I was more than up to the task. If you're new here, I recommend you check out the older posts. There are no throwaway dipshit posts here at FKS. Except for maybe one. Or two. Whatever. Check them all out if you're interested in wasting your precious time:
Five things that will scare the shit out of your kids
My brush with Playboy Channel infamy
The legendary (in my mind only) Father’s Day post
Why I fucking hate cats
My historic five days alone with the Girl (Days 1-4 are on the side when you click)
I teach you how to kill bugs like a certified Badass
The Drexl Spivey tribute. Sit down, boy, and grab yo’self an egg roll.
All the stuff that makes me a kickass husband
My experience with biofeedback therapy
Hooray, alcohol!
Catch up on how to properly brag like an asshole parent
One formidable night with the Girl as a newborn
The Chosen One emerges
And, of course, the post that started it all.
An impessive output, to say the least. Whoopi Goldberg would give both her testicles for material this good. I had a blast writing these. Hope you like them. Some of these posts may get erased in the future for reposting over at the Phat Phree. I'm sure you'll live.
Thanks to everyone who took the time to read and/or comment here. That was the best part of this whole thing.
Below are some of my favorite bits from FKS. It’s hard work creating a site that appeals to angry drunks and closeted perverts, but I’d like to think that I was more than up to the task. If you're new here, I recommend you check out the older posts. There are no throwaway dipshit posts here at FKS. Except for maybe one. Or two. Whatever. Check them all out if you're interested in wasting your precious time:
Five things that will scare the shit out of your kids
My brush with Playboy Channel infamy
The legendary (in my mind only) Father’s Day post
Why I fucking hate cats
My historic five days alone with the Girl (Days 1-4 are on the side when you click)
I teach you how to kill bugs like a certified Badass
The Drexl Spivey tribute. Sit down, boy, and grab yo’self an egg roll.
All the stuff that makes me a kickass husband
My experience with biofeedback therapy
Hooray, alcohol!
Catch up on how to properly brag like an asshole parent
One formidable night with the Girl as a newborn
The Chosen One emerges
And, of course, the post that started it all.
An impessive output, to say the least. Whoopi Goldberg would give both her testicles for material this good. I had a blast writing these. Hope you like them. Some of these posts may get erased in the future for reposting over at the Phat Phree. I'm sure you'll live.
Thanks to everyone who took the time to read and/or comment here. That was the best part of this whole thing.
